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The Sandlot 2: Son of the Beast

ok, So it looks like this movie is set to come out probably at the end of this year, 2005.
The details that I could get from it is, It takes place 10 years later. In 1972.
with a whole new group of kids. The only connection to the kids in the
first sandlot, is Johnny Smalls, who is Scotty Smalls' brother. Five
boys hesitently let Three girls join their baseball team in order to
beat a rival little league team. When one of the girl's dad's model
space shuttles goes missing over the fence, into Mr. Mertle's back
yard, the sandlot kids try differant ways to get it back. and it pays
homage to the original.

Ham Porter:
"Benny, why'd you bring that kid?"

Benny:
"Because he makes nine of us."

Yeah Yeah:

"Yeah yeah, so does my sister, but I didn't bring her along!"

Ham Porter:
"Watch it, jerk!"

Phillips:
"Shut up, idiot!"

Ham Porter:
"Moron!"

Phillips:
"Scab eater!"

Ham Porter:
"Butt sniffer!"

Phillips:
"Pus licker!"

Ham Porter:
"Fart smeller!"

Bertram:
[sniffs] "Ahh."

Phillips:
"You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!"

Ham Porter:
"You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!"

Sandlot Kids:
"Yeah!"

Phillips:
"You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!"

Ham Porter:
"You play ball like a GIIIRRRRRRRRL!!!"

[entire group stands in shocked silence]

Phillips:
"What did you say?"

Ham Porter:
"You heard me."

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