July 18, 2005

• Kevin is teh 1337 SuXX0rS!

  Kevin Sucks. This is a I hate Kevin, he sucks and he's a loser, Rant.
  The kid is a...
  [with thumb and index fingers of both hands] L, 7, WEENIE!
  He's a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears his mama's bra.
  Not good enough to lick the dirt off my shoes. Jerk. Idiot. Moron. Butt
  Sniffer. Pus Licker. Eats dog crap for breafast. Geek. Mixes his
  Wheaties with his mama's toe jam. Bobs for apples in the toilet and he
  likes it. plays ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl! Buffalo-butt breath.
  Pee-drinking crap-face. If my dog were as ugly as Kevin, I'd shave his
  butt and tell him to walk backwards. fart-sniffing, road-abble-chewing,
  scab-licking female dog. He's ugly, his mama dresses him funny, He
  stinks like toe fungus and he rides the short school bus. ok ok, enough
  with the Sandlot tributes... anyways, Kevin is a L0SeR. He likes to
  braid his hair and wants to kiss all the boys. Aaron Carter is his
  hero. After meeting him, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in
  cases of incest. Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Seriously,
  Kevin, do everybody a favor and go walk into on-coming traffic or go
  jump off a cliff. Nobody likes you, your a loser, a fagget, a fucking
  nobody. and Ninjas are Gay, just like you.
  

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