April 14, 2008
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Ooooh Xanga, xanga.... how I've missed you. I know I've been slacking with the updates and replies to comments and stuffs lately... but you've got to understand, I've been really REALLY busy with all teh hotties as of late.
but I won't bore you with the details. instead I have something better.... DEAD BABY JOKES! yes, the greatest thing ever invented.
whats the diff. between a baby and a watermelon.Ones fun to hit with a hammer.
the other ones a watermelon.
what is red and bubbly and scratches at the window?The baby in the microwave.
How do you make a dead baby float?Add two scoops of ice cream and coke.
Whats better then nailing babies to a wall?Ripping them off.
how do you get a dead baby into a bowl?With a blender of course.
How do you get it out?
Chips!
How do you make a dead baby float?Take your boots of its head
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?Art.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?A baby in a trash compactor.
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?So you can see the expression on its face!
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?Stopping it with a shovel.
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?It was chained to a bumper.
whats finnier than a dead baby?dead baby in a clown suit
What bounces up and down at 100mph?A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night?Crib death.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I almost died from laughing soo hard while reading those.
and here, I saved the best one for last.How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.Haha! I hate old people. They're stupid, and old. Old and stupid.
Comments (1)
awhh haha thanks
my favorite was:
How do you make a dead baby float?
Add two scoops of ice cream and coke.
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