April 25, 2008

• What is the weirdest question anyone has ever asked you?

  I'm actually usually the asker of weird questions, rather than the askie....
  Like even just today I asked this guy that comes into gamestop all the time if he Ever picked up a hitch hiker before cause if he does pick them up then I wanted to ask him if He would ever pick up a hitch hiker that has blood on his shirt and is also carrying a chainsaw.... just like in this picture:
  

  well... he hasn't picked up a hitch hiker before.... but he has hitch hiked....
  he said some crazy guy picked him up too. He had magazines of child porn in the back seat. haha.
  he said he had his hand on his switch blade in his pocket the whole time, ready to punch holes in him if he tried anything. haha. but he didn't... and he actually got a ride from the same guy 2 more times after that.

  and then also today, I asked a co-worker of mine, "what if you were going out with a girl, and then she tells you that she used to be a man.... what would you do?" hahaha.

  oooh, and the dumbest questions from this kid in high school. to the teacher in health class, "if a guy shoots on the ground, and cockroach crawls over it, will the cockroach get pregnate?"
  and when the bathroom pass fell into a crack between the urinal and the wall, he asked the teacher if he had a sword so he could get it out... HAHA!!! a sword!?!?! what kind of teacher carries around a mother effin sword?!!!! LOL.

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