June 12, 2005
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The PoseurXcore™ guide to Poseurdom™: * Wear a Studed Belt. Preferably Pink. Preferably Backwards.
* Make a Ducktape Wallet
* Skater Shoes, Chucks or Converse All Stars. Preferably Pink.
* Have Something thats The Nightmare Before Christmas.
* Watch The Nightmare Before Christmas 20+ times. Preferably at least 30 times.
* Watch Napoleon Dynamite 10+ times. Perferably at least 20 times.
* Watch American History X.* Wristbands.
* Armbands. Preferably a Sock with holes cut in it.
* Cut a hole in the wrist part of your Hoodie, for your thumbs to go through.
* Listen to Good Charlotte.
* Wear a Crooked Trucker Hat. Preferably one that says Jesus is my Homeboy, or I’m So Indie It Hurts.
* Play HackySack.
* Go see Lords of DogTown.
* Go to the SkatePark, and don’t skate.
* Get a Japanesse Car. Preferably a Honda Civic. Put the loudest, fatest, pipe you can find, on it.
* Get a Moped.
* Shop at Hot Topic.
* Wear a t-shirt of a band. Preferably The Clash, or Rancid.
* Stupid Hair Cut/Style. Preferably a mohawk or long skater length.
* Dye your hair.
* Emo Glasses or big ugly sunglasses.
* Nautical Star Tattoos. Preferably on your elbows.
* Baggy Pants
* Basketball Jersey
* Wear Make-Up. Like Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong, or the guys in Good Charlotte.
* A fat bling-bling chain.
* Peirce both ears and probably some other peircings too.
* Watch Fuse and MTV.
* Listen to the Alternative music Radio Station.
This list is still a work in progress. A lot of things, that I can’t
think of right now, still need to be added. and maybe, somethings might
need to be removed.
Comments (4)
hahahahahahaha i love it… even though i fall into the pink chucks…
Haha, thats fun. Hm, I don’t do/have any of those but peircings, hmm and I’ve have “emo glasses” since for like 3 years now, but i kind of broke them so I never wear them.
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-hotness, I think not.
LMAO, im half way to poseurdom. i guess that makes me hardcore since i didn’t go over the top or anything. add: makes own belt, buys patches, ramones shirt, chains for nothing on your pants, buys mainstream cds and then on their bag it says “fuck the mainstream”, they have 10+ posters of slipknot, sharpie their nails, have 666 in their screen name, say they are a metal head but hate metalica, secretly listen to hip-hop and call people wiggers/wangstas. i hope that helped. between me and my brother, we’ve got poseurness down. i don’t know why i seem to be flaunting this sad truth…
~sara
part hair on the side; work in the mall; start your own band even though you don’t play an instrument, can’t sing, and have stage fright; attempt to crowd surf and get dropped on your head; don’t wash your hair everyday (this one doesn’t apply to me); you use kazaa; your screen name has x’s in it; you call people posers (no u) or teenies; you go into chat rooms to pick fights with said posers; you say you love a band even if you’ve only heard one of their songs once; you get really into making lists about poseurs…
~sara
ps: i saw a red honda civic and laughed uncontrollably b/c there were spencers stickers all over it! i thought of you.