Gosh.
They should really pack all the Old people in the world onto a giant rocket and send it straight to the sun. It would make the world such a better place. Yeah, as soon as someone turns 60, they got a Rocket to the Sun ticket waiting for them.
or if their not the type for rocket ship rides, you can send them to some place to be locked up, under ground, where they’ll never bother anyone with their stupid oldness. You can pack them all in there in cages like factory farmed chickens. oooh that really would be really really really great. Awesome with a capital A.
I was going to Longs today to grab some stuff, and theres this friggin old lady infront of me, and she’s moving at like an inch a minute. Seriously come on now. If you’re that effed up, just do the world a favor and just die already. so anyways, after like being behind her for like 5 seconds I couldn’t take it anymore. I was like “(#$@’n old people!” and pushed my way paste her. well, I barely even touched her as I cut by her. but she still fell to the ground. It was hilarious. Like the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life! She’s on the ground trying to scream, but she cant cause she’s too old and weak (like all old people). and she’s grabbing at her hip like the thing shattered in a hundred places, which it probably did. LOL!!!!! zohmygosh. it was soo funny, I tottally laughed in her face and went on my way, still laughing. I should have recorded it with my phone. It was the single greatest experience in my life. I WILL NEVER see anything more funny than that right there…. well, unless I get to see an old person get hit by a car! yeah, once I see that then my life will finally be complete, and I can die happy.
oh, and before anyone says, “you know, you’re going to be 60 one day too!”
OOOH HELL NO!!! I’ll never let my self become that Old and Stupid and Weak. I’ll soo Off Myself, long before that happens. 
